Have you ever done some weird stuff when you’re out and about or at a friend’s house that you’d never admit to doing? Well, you’re not alone. There are a lot of us who do weird and wacky things sometimes, and we probably know why on a subconscious level, but for some reason, we’re way too embarrassed to own up to it, even when we’re caught red handed.
Sure, I’ll Be There
Your work friend invited you to her birthday party, or for drinks after work, but you know there’s just no power on this Earth that would make you go unless they paid you. But now you have to come up with a real good excuse why you didn’t show up.
Take Your Sweet Time
Don’t you hate it when you want to grab something, but there’s someone in the way, and you don’t want to be rude, so you find a way to look busy until they move on? Well, when you think about it, it’s better than shoving them out of the way. It may be weird but we’re all guilty of doing it.
When You Need Some Change
Yes, yes! We get it. They’re in a hurry. They don’t want the customers behind you to start complaining that it’s taking too long, but it’s not like you can leave without paying her. Why is everyone staring? “OMG find the damn coins already”, you keep telling yourself. Maybe next time you should bring a brown bag to hyperventilate into.
The Other Hump Day
Even in Kindergarten, you were convinced that Wednesdays wasn’t pronounced correctly, and that your teachers were intentionally setting you up to fail. So even if you won’t admit it to anyway, your brain still screams at you to pronounce it this way.
The Shipping Debacle
Sure, you don’t mind spending so much on something that won’t end up feeding you or your kids. In fact, you wouldn’t even bat an eyelash, even if you can’t afford gas for work. But that extra shipping charge has you trapped in an internal struggle on whether you should buy the item or not. It’s $1,99 for a Ricky Martin limited edition tank top. Are they insane?
You Faked A Smile
You know you’ve done it, and it’s possible people have done this to you. But in this day and age, it’s tough to smile at someone you don’t know, cause they’ll think you’re being flirtatious, and send you to HR. Better safe than sorry.
Sure, you thought that your family would always trust you unconditionally, until it’s time to watch Family Feud or America’s Got Talent. That’s when they show their true colors. Do they think you’d get a kick out of having a piece of plastic embedded in your backside?
The Psychic Advice
You’d never give a perfect stranger some advice, cause you don’t want to face the backlash if they don’t agree with you, but a part of you is so glad that no one else has ESP or their brains would have a meltdown when you gave them a piece of your mind.