Life sometimes throws a curveball at you, but no matter how tough it gets, there’s always a life hack to fix the situation. After all, if we don’t have a solution to a problem, chances are someone else has probably come up with one. Now, there are plenty of life hacks you can find online, but you will rarely find life tip parodies that are as hilarious and absurd as the ones on the Shitty Life Pro Tips subreddit. So, without further ad0, here are some totally useless, but oh-so-hilarious hacks that will have you giggling. Just, you know, don’t try these at home!
This Hack’s Lit
This one’s actually a great idea for all non-smokers who feel left out. Now you can hang with the smoking crowd. But make sure to bring lots of sparklers with you because those things only last about 30 seconds.
Sleep Extra Hours To Save Cash
Sleep till noon and you can skip breakfast. It sounds like a stretch, but think of how much money you’ll save at the grocery store by not having to buy waffles, cereal, pancake mix, or bacon for breakfast.
The (Pop) Corny Homemade Fire Alarm
If you don’t have a smoke alarm (you should!) or the batteries have died, hang a Jiffy Pop popcorn pan on the wall. And if you hear that popcorn popping away, it’s time to grab the extinguisher, call 911, and run for the door!
Pump Up The Music To Ignore Car Troubles
If your car starts making funny noises and you’re on a budget, crank that radio up. It won’t solve the problem, but it’ll definitely help you to forget about it until you get to wherever it is you need to go.