Funny Everyday Problems Only Pale People Will Understand


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Buying Makeup

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Foundation comes in every color and size, for people all over the world…except for pale people. No matter which one you pick up, no foundation will ever match your extreme level of Snow White whiteness. Hey, that’s a good market niche right there!

Buying Tights

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If you’re under the “pale” skin color category, kiss nude tights goodbye. For good. That’s right: they never match pale people’s skin color. They are never really nude, and they make you look like you just replaced your legs with someone else’s.

Wearing Shorts

Source: metdaan

The city of blinding lights is not really New York. It’s where all pale people live. No matter the time of year, a pale person wearing shorts means a possibility of blinding anyone they run into. Who knew white skin could be that dangerous?

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