If this person is as bad as his Shaquille O’Neal puns, then we pity the fool that goes out with him. This guy needs to seriously stop with these puns before he winds up with a Shaquille O’Heel right up his backside.
We’re not entirely sure what’s worse, the extremely uneven tan or the fact that we’ll be put off Neapolitan ice cream, possibly for the rest of our lives. Yummy, tastes just like melanoma, too!
The Super Pun
Chivalry is so dead, even for the Man of Steel. He forgot that Lois Lane wasn’t exactly wearing a seat belt to keep herself from falling off. He seems to be really enjoying flying over the city now that Lois went splat!