Dating on Tinder is like swimming in an ocean full of sharks. It takes courage to survive the treacherous attempt to hook up with someone, especially when there’s so much competition out there. So some guys decided that being a little punny might help them score, but in some cases it left them out of in the cold.
If his looks and sexy moves are as slick as his puns then Darya might be in for a treat. But hopefully Roger doesn’t Chernobyl on this Tinder date or they might have to send some former KGB agents after him. Tindering made easy, am I right?
He’s No Aladdin
But when you’re trying to score with a Persian girl, you have to take those cheesy puns out and hope that they work like the genie in the magic lamp. Otherwise, it’s a magic carpet ride out of the window. And we all know you won’t get a second chance with a Persian beauty!
Puns have a way of backfiring, which is the only fire this guy felt in his pants when he got burned. Fortunately, Rosalie was kind enough to splash some ice cold water with her pun. These Tinder exchanges might be punny, but they also serve as a lesson: don’t overdo it, at least in the beginning!
There’s nothing wrong with a pun. It’s like a knock at the door. But if she invites you in, you better come up with something quick or she’ll be sending you packing to your usual boring routine at the bar. And we all know how that ends!
Geez! It’s easy to get laid nowadays on Tinder. It seems like all you need are some good puns and a partner who’s equally as punny as you. They seem like a fun couple with grape chemistry. Will they have babies together and end up having grape grand kids as well? Only time will tell.
Rooting For The Answer
When you’re stumped, you sometimes have to root around for the answer and you better do it fast before your potential Tinder date chops you down to size. But if you nail it from the beginning, then you might be closer to scoring than you ever imagined!
The Death Of Punny
When is a pun not punny? When you match with someone who has a heart as cold as ice. Are you still wondering why Kel is still single and using Tinder to score? Didn’t think so. Still, you got to give him kudos for trying, even if he’s really bad at that, too. Better luck at a bar, I guess?
Pun To The Point
Isabelle isn’t interested in an eggsact match. She just wants to do what most eggs do when they come out of a hen. Looks like she’s not really into all that wine and dine stuff. Poor guy got poached. Poor thing got eggcited, and it was all for nothing! Better luck finding a chick, next time, bro!