We’ll Always Have Netflix
Sure, the relationship was never meant to be, and you’ve never been to Paris, but at least you’ll always have Netflix, unless your ex decides to change his password someday or get a life, then you’re really going to suffer some serious heartbreak.
Were You Watching That?
Remember that time when Netflix started becoming some sort of annoying futuristic AI who interrupts you in the middle of a program to ask if you’re still watching? Maybe Netflix is the one that’s bored out of its cybernetic mind. Seriously, if the TV is on, it’s safe to assume that yes, we’re watching that show!